I just made out with a guy for $7.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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