Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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