For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Those nachos came to me in a dream
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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