and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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