Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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