Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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