So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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