I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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