The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize
