This dress was meant to end up on your floor
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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