Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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