I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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