Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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