would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.