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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?

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  you're kidding right?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.

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• (631): View more from New York

  when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.

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  And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.

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