we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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