Jerry, you need to find god
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We had to coat check the pizza.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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