i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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