Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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