thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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