i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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