Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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