Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
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Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Fuck appropriateness.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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