wat bout pragnant strippers??
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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