too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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