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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was

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  Thats why they were on the balcony!

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.

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