And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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