Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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