OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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