so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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