my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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