I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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