i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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