Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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