used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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