Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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