Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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