dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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