Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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