butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
did i just pee glitter
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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