S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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