I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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