dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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