I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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