I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Boobs are out for the taking
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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