It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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