Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
