escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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