Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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