Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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