I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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