He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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It's rum buckets o'clock
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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