look no pants
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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