did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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