try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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