Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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