Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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