is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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